uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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