So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You can't special order awesome
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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