can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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