and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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