please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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