before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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