I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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