i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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