I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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