No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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