No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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