I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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