i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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