Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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