Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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