ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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