Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he shaved USA in his pubs
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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