My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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