He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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