Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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