sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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