It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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