ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
