We tried having a conversation with our noses.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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