Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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