omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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