If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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