question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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