sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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