I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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