I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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