That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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