Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
