Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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