I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
