I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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