Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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