its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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