Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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