Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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