Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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