I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have tasted many bathrooms
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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