he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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