I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I would ride that face into the sunset
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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