Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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