too bad you live with your parents still
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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