Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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