i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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