it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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