I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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