cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
do nipples grow back?
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