i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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