I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just forgot I was standing up.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
